space-blast off -option one

its the 25th of may 2082 i woke up this morning feeling rather norshues i reach for my bucket much to my surprise i vomit and instead going in the bucket it stuck to the roof?  my god what is going on? i say i jump out of bed my feet can't stay on the ground i think i've turned into superman as i squint my eyes to see if there's lasers coming out i realize i'm not really superman so what could i be as i run in the air flipping up and down then i see my friends yelling out to me out on the street they say bro! did you think you where superman but my mum told me the gravity had changed dum ay!